my parents come home tomorrow. kinda sad. it was nice having my own whorehouse for awhile. it made me popular and stuff. but now my friends, you and your significant others will just have to find a more significant place to get it on, cause the folks are coming home. i think every child, before they actually fly the coop, should have the opportunity to run their own show for a week or two. during the past week my life has been like a little movie, quite a comedic one at that. with its sweet and meaningful and suspensful moments at that. plus lots of sex, but not too much violence or drug use, just lots of drug refernces.

if my life was a movie would anyone watch it?

apparently a few would, cause on average 7-11 people visit this site on a daily basis with peak traffic between 10pm and 1 am everyday. im excited, thanks for watching the angie show. the unrated dvd will be out in a few months, when the people i'd really like to tell you about and how they played a role in my story no longer care for me or remember me so i can be totally candid.

haha just kidding. no really. im kidding.

lets play 4 truths and a lie (you spot the thing thats a lie, you win!)

[things that happened while my parents were gone]

1. lots of sex sex sex
2. guy-girl action in at least three rooms of my house
3. myspace sex with someone from oregon
4. booty call from my boss
5. kelley and i got tatoos (no i wont show it to you unless you give me something)

oh man its too late to be writing a blog. dont yall get bored with this junk i talk about, all 7-11 of you? well either way, thanks for visiting my life for a little while, i hope you all feel more normal because of it : )