Mean Girls: Not a Movie, It's Our Lives.

I'd like to take a moment to explain why romance, chivalry and just plain love is dead. i hope the people quoted here never see this, because as you can tell, they can and would kick my ass any day of the week.

Ok girls, so we complain about how much we long for and never will receive what we believe we deserve from guys. we say we want romance, chivalry, we want to have those special warm feelings inside that can only come from special interaction with and attention from that special someone in our lives.

Now that's all well and good...but here's the issue: guys would probably totally go for this too. They might give us what we believe we deserve. They might take us out on dates, pay for our meals, hold the door for us, ask US out, not try to rape us every five seconds, they might try to do all these sweet gentlemanly things for us, but they often don't. Any thoughts on why they dont? Allow me to enlighten you.

These are direct quotes taken from girls on my friend list's profiles: (please dont kill me people im quoting, its for the greater good of female humanity):

"My name is _. I am a very straight-up person. I get what a want and I say what I mean.I like to drink rum with my friends and I love to dance. I'm a very laid back person and I keep it down on the earth. If you want to know more... just ask bitch!! :)"

"[I hate] two-faced bitches. I dont take shit off anyone, so dont try to give me any. I can get along with pretty much anyone unless theyve done me dirty in the past."


I'm sorry...what? Seriously, what is this, I don't know about you, but I don't want to mess with these girls...if this is what they say on facebook imagine what they could do to you in real life...they could tear you apart!

So lets revisit the question: why aren't guys all we want them to be? Well first of all I think we expect a little too much out of the guys, its hard to do everything, so i completely understand and sympathize with that. But why aren't guys chivalrous? Why don't they ask us on dates? What happened to old fashioned romance? I'll tell you what happpened, girls became insane psycho killers of men, they became bitches who are "straight-up" and "don't take shit off of anyone". Now who wants to put their heart out there and be vulnerable to girls who extend this kind of demeanor? No sensible boy would, i know if i was a boy, i wouldnt.

Face it girls, we are scary and until we get our acts together and calm the hell down, we're not moving forward at all in our quest for love.

if you want a gentleman, be a lady, thats all im trying to say. and men, take heart, we want you to do those nice things for us, but i wholeheartedly agree in you lack of gusto for this kind of thing when the ladies are running around like wild animals on the prowl.

lets trade bitch slaps and verbal blows for hugs and compliments. i assure you the world would be a better place.