we are creatures of habit who hate change and i am the worst of them. dude click on the picture though its hilarious. facebook's gone all crazy and now not only is it easy to stalk people, i feel like a stalker just for logging onto the site. thanks to the new facebook, i now know that andrew clipped his toenails four minutes ago, suzy is devastated because she just got her heart broken cause her not so much boyfriend anymore just decided hes gonna play for the other team 34 minutes ago, and i will get hit by a car on volunteer blvd in about 14 hours. sorry guys, you were wrong on this one.

lets face it, everyone who has a facebook is a stalker, we all secretly check out the recently updated profiles to see whats new, we scour pictures of people we dont really know that well just to see if we can pick out any scandalous occurences in the obscurity of the background, and we add people to our buddy lists that we know we'll never talk to just to look cool and just to read their away messages. we're all stalkers. but cmon mark zuckerberg, we like to keep our stalking on the dl. kinda like how we all dont feel that bad about eating a cookie when it falls on the floor even if it clearly surpassed the socially acceptable norm mean floor-time of five seconds. or how we love to see our ex's squirm and squander in the nothingness that is their life. or how we find it a little funny that britney spears is such a redneck hobag these days. or how you always grab a huge wad of napkins at any given fast food restaurant when we all know good and well you wont use them all and then youll throw them away and hope that some green kid doesnt come by and yell at you about the hole in the ozone and the slowly fading beauty of the caribou.

we're all stalkers. we're all socially unacceptable. but shhh keep it down, someones gonna find us out.